Get ready for the cutest weekend of your life. The Baby Goat & Me Retreat is your excuse to trade stress for serotonin at a one-of-a-kind farm retreat in Upstate NY — with the help of nature, movement, fresh air, and (obviously) baby goats.
Whether you’re bringing your BFF, your partner, or coming solo for some much-needed me time, this weekend is all about unplugging, reconnecting, and laughing until you cry while tiny hooves climb all over your back.
• Baby Goat Yoga Sessions with our tiniest, floppiest baby goats
• Farm-Fresh Meals that are as ‘grammable as they are delicious
• Cozy Lodging at Gilbertsville Farmhouse
• Bonfire Vibes with s’mores, wine, and music
• Goat Snuggle Time — because you deserve to be cuddled by something that bleats
• Optional Workshops & Chill Time (Journaling, DIY skincare, or just a nap — your weekend, your vibe)
two night stay
farm-to-table dining & wine
welcome gift
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Gilbertsville amenities:
• Private beach + floating dock
• Island gazebo with firepit
• Hammock park + nap nooks
• Animal barn with goats, donkeys & more
• Bonfires with gourmet s’mores
Every moment is intentionally crafted. This retreat includes:
• Daily baby goat bottle-feeding
• Baby Goat Yoga (yes, it’s as magical as it sounds)
• Bedtime stories with your baby goat
• Styled “Baby & Me” photo shoot
• Group family walkabout through the woods with baby carriers
• Check-in to luxury glamping tent or Farmhouse Inn suite
• Visit the flower-petaled nursery in the barn to meet and choose your baby goat
• Bottle-feed, cuddle, and bond with your baby (yes, there will be selfies)
• Return your kid to the nursery after quality snuggle time
• Welcome dinner in the Hayloft Barn – seasonal, farm-fresh, and unforgettable
• Evening storytime in the lounge – yes, with your baby goat in tow
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• Morning bottle-feeding and snuggles (they’re hungry, and it’s adorable)
• Farmhouse breakfast with fresh, seasonal offerings
• Baby Goat Yoga – the ultimate bucket-list experience
• Midday rest and personal downtime:
• Lounge at the private beach
• Float at the island gazebo
• Relax in the hammock park
• Explore local gems (Ommegang Brewery, anyone?)
• Newborn photography session with your baby goat
• Group “goat family” walk through the woods with baby carriers
• Dinner in the barn, curated with wine and fall flavors
• Outdoor movie night + bonfire under the stars
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• Final farm-fresh breakfast
• Last snuggles and goodbyes with your baby goat
• Depart with your tote bag, your memories, and your new identity as a goat parent
• Begin telling everyone: “You’ll understand when you have kids.”
DATES– May 2-4, 2025
Your Rate: Starting at $1,900 (includes two adult guests)
This retreat is for guests ages 21+ who love great food, better wine, and baby goats in onesies.
Gilbertsville Farmhouse – South of the Catskills, North of your wildest glamping dreams.
This isn’t a big, crowded event. It’s an intimate, magical weekend. So bring your stretchy pants and your sense of adventure — we’ll handle the rest.